Colorado! The make my day state!

Clearly you’ve never locked eyes with yourself in the mirror while flergin’ it.

Reverse psychology is a fun game.

No one needs you posting Chip Kelly’s jack pics on this site!

It’s cool guys, that’s sasha baron cohens new character filming a movie

This is going to be a fun test of coach V. players. 39-4 with one of the greatest 5 teams to ever play versus a shit show of dumpster fire performances (and talent [see Nick Young & Kobe’s rotting corpse puppet]).

Could this be the first ever instance of an athlete’s social media page actually being hacked?

Good on the MLB, taking the high road and deciding that being entombed in Toledo was punishment enough.

I think that was The Schwab.

Oh excuse me, I was just grabbing your wife’s crotch through her car window. Don’t mind me, people will call me great in 15-20 years, so this is totally excusable.

Haha, I actually usually refer to Papi as a one-man New Day, since he is far and away the most entertaining thing on the network just by being himself.

SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE KATIE NOLAN

ESPN starting to shed a bunch of their assholes (Schilling, Tirico, Ditka demoted off Countdown, etc.) is like the WWE suddenly stockpiling awesome independent talent instead of their usual generic meatheads. In both cases, I wasn’t expecting those types of maneuvers, but will not complain.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

“Donger” is funny because dong is a slang term for penis, and penises are funny.

Harper was the game’s best player before the season even started

“what do we call the “hatas” (Enzo voice) that always show up...”