Call it Gossip Boy you cowards!

When there are only 12 people in your country, you have to be nice.

She had Sharknado right? She probably has hundreds of dollars.

i just logged into this old ass account just to comment:

I’m from New England, and my cousin married into a Vermont syrup-making family. There is nothing better in this world than Vermont maple syrup of a grade not traditionally seen in stores because it’s the color of used motor oil and tastes like forest.

Now is Canadian nice a case of being actually nice? Or is it like midwest nice, which is just a bunch of surface nice?

Honest opinion: Trump today can only name like 16 people tops purely on facial recognition, and they are Ivanka, maybe Ivana, Melania, John McCain, Hillary, and maybe a few dictators.

Or at least his dad’s wallet.

You’ve just shaken me to my very core.

I agree, just for this....

Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg’s joke about Dr. Acula.

How can he say that when Spice World exists?!

Fun fact: As a kid, I thought the brand was Chefboy Ardee, and that he was a precocious Italian cooking wunderkind. 

Because Murica, that’s why. We are all trash pandas.

Truth. Microwave pizza rolls are soggy, squishy, depressing food garbage. 

With all due respect to the Hot Pocket guy I submit THE ULTIMATE microwave vs. Oven convenience food... PIZZA ROLLS!!!

I could be wrong here, but I’m starting to sense a recurring theme in Republican discourse:

Also to Distraction Debbie here and all the morons who still identify as Republican; the ACA, Gay Marriage and Abortion are the law of the land. If you don’t like it then leave!

Funny how all you did was complain for 8 years about Obama yet you’re still here, and how Twittler can’t spend five minutes without screaming…

Oh Sour Skittles, burn my face off! I love you! I wholeheartedly disagree that the painful sensation of the burning candies aren’t complimentary - they’re perfectly complimentary to the pain life has to deal to us all, embrace the pain!