man, this sounds really good and i wish i could eat tofu. i’ve been on a major chicken wing kick lately as well (honestly, five minutes prep and 15 minutes in the air fryer and done? how could i ask for a simpler dinner), but it gets expensive and probably isn’t the healthiest. unfortunately i’m soy intolerant and my…

this is greatly hilarious to me and i needed it this afternoon. something about ‘it’s just goldie hawn, she’s harmless’ made me laugh out loud, like she’s an adorable wildlife creature who scurries away if you shine a light on her.

far be it for me to defend arizona (i’m a transplant, i hate it, but i’m still here) but our cases have gone down every week for the past four weeks since the state pretty much started demanding everybody and their mother wear masks. i mean we’re still a state of dumbasses but somehow we’ve managed to do something…

i had no idea i wanted to visit guadeloupe so much until this. damn.

every article like this that comes about reminds me of the bit in the simpsons where it’s revealed that mr burns is only alive bc all of the various diseases in his body are all acting in perfect counter-balance to each other and prevent any one ailment from taking over completely. there are simply too many things…

yep. kroger makes an actually semi-decent gf frozen pizza, and i think the reason it’s better than the others is that it gives in fully to being thin crust - like, a cracker. it is a buttery cracker covered in pizza toppings, and it’s quite nice. it knows it has no chew and no elasticity, so it goes for the crunch and…

i don’t have any kids to hide snacks from, but i have been known from time to time to hide the last bit of nutella or string cheese from my significant other by putting it in the vegetable drawer in the fridge. he would never venture in there, so if i want it for later, it’s safe.

this is a gluten-free style i can get behind. quit building crusts and breads on lies and sadness and just lean into something that’s not bread at all. 

i have enjoyed a drive-through liquor run once or twice, not gonna lie. my favorite open-carrier i ever saw was a dude in the grocery store who couldn’t have been more than about 20, in skinny wranglers and a plaid shirt with a cowboy hat on, with his gun in his holster. the guy was about 150 pounds soaking wet so the…

yeah, you guys outside of AZ enjoy your ~fall~, we’ll just...well, we’ll hope we’re not shopping for thanksgiving ingredients in shorts and a tank top like the last few years. dammit why do i still live here?

i would rather spend my cash on buying some good take-out or getting some really nice ingredients at the grocery store, a good beer or bottle of wine, and have my own at-home festival. 

as a 15-year resident of arizona, i will take this one: we don’t get so much ‘bountiful warmth’ in the summer so much as raging scorching hell wind, sky-lit bonfires in the mountains where it might be cooler but not now, and floods caused by monsoon rains that already cut our power so we have no AC. i’m all for summer…

ughhhh yup. my partner loves it and we have more cups of yogurt in our fridge than should be necessary, and he does not understand that smelling it makes me wanna barf. hrk.

i got walking pneumonia when i was in fourth or fifth grade - my entire left lung collapsed, so my doctor put me on some super duper high-strength antibiotics to keep me from winding up in the hospital. i had to take them four times a day, and per his and the pharmacist’s orders, i had to take each pill with a a…

a strong bad mention on the takeout? what a delightful throwback, now i need to go watch the email, the email, what what, the emails.

exactly, get thee to amazon and order a couple and you’re set. i mean ffs she can decorate the outer side of said dividers in her motif and everyone can be happy.

i had no idea that the crackers, meat, and cheese and maybe a couple pickle slices or olives i throw on a plate in the five minutes i get between remote meetings qualified as rich people food. someone please tell that to my bank balance and pay grade. $1.99 organic rice crackers and coupon-cost cheese forever, y’all.

a former coworker of mine used to call meat and cheese trays ‘adult lunchables,’ so i would vote yes.

don’t get me wrong, i love fall as much as the next white girl, but there are way better alternatives to the psl out there. even just googling ‘homemade pumpskin spice latte’ will turn up recipes that are pretty easy and tasty and keeps you from spending $5 on a damn coffee. ...and i am perhaps just anxious to use the…

to me this doesn’t even matter if you’re a man or a woman or whatever you identify as - it’s about compromise and support in a damn marriage. if he wants one part of his house (not just hers, his too) to look the way he wants, i think she needs to support that and get the eff over herself. especially given the…