i’ve been to a couple of spots from both triple D and man v food (the original iteration) and for the most part, they’ve been standard-issue and decent but not much to write home about. never had an experience that outright sucked, though.

it’s okay, i do too. i feel like people over-hate on them. they’re tasty!

honestly, i have a mug of stock every morning in lieu of coffee. it is so comforting and nourishing and you cannot pry it away from me ever.

good eats is amazing, i will always watch that if i come across it. it’s pure comfort tv for me.

i don’t have netflix (i know, i should) but i use sling and hulu and my partner and i recently tore through pretty much all of ‘miracle workers’ and loved it. it’s so delightfully irreverent and the combo of dan radcliffe and steve buscemi is amazing.

i dig their chicken tikka and the orange chicken, but for me the mvp are the gluten free chicken nuggets. $4.50 for a good 4-ish servings of nuggets for my partner who will always eat them is a win in my book, bc gf shit is expensive and theirs actually taste pretty dang good. 

i’m happy for the bakery and it’s a funny idea, but ain’t no way i’m paying $50 for a damn cake unless it’s going to feed me for this entire quarantine situation.

i am a humble grubhub driver on evenings and weekends (please don’t hate me, i have a divorce’s worth of bills to pay and my desk job simply doesn’t cover it all) and while i am thankful to have the gig right now while it’s legitimately needed more than wanted, i still haven’t gone on shift since all this has started…

people at my neighborhood grocery store panic-bought avocados. they’re not even really on sale, but apparently people want guac with their quarantinis.

i am intrigued by gluten free pasta in the rice cooker. my partner is gluten-intolerant (we haven’t tested for celiac but avoiding it seems to work well enough) and cooking the pasta so it doesn’t taste like sadness has proven to be really difficult. does it prevent it from taking on as much accidental water like…

same. i fucking hate ASMR with a passion. i do not want to hear you whispering so close to the mic that the sound of your saliva makes it into my ear. i do not fucking care if it’s popular, i hate it and it makes me want to punch someone.

i don’t care if it’s gross, judge me or whatever, but the damn avocado sauce that comes with the mini tacos at jack in the box is freaking delicious. i would snap it up if i saw it on a shelf.

i feel you. there was a story on the radio a bit ago about the food of mexico and it was just so nice to have a ten-minute thing that was not about worldwide panic. it was just about flautas. it was comforting as all hell. that lavender latte sounds nice, too.

i don’t even watch this show and i love these recaps so, so much.

fair point, though honestly with all the calorie and diet tracker apps out there, we’re probably already being monitored in one way or another.

i mean, if i had someone in my life who cared enough about my health and stress and diet to pay me for eating fruits and vegetables, you’re damn right my stress would go down. where do i sign up?

i think this may be my favorite answer to this whole ridiculous question. 

don’t forget arizona - we grow a ton of shit here too, despite our average rainfall of less than 10 inches. not almonds, but enough cotton and lettuce to make one wonder what the actual fuck we’re doing. not so very environmentally friendly in my not-a-farmer opinion.

are there different style wrappers depending on geographical location? not asking to be an asshat, i just have lived on the east coast and now live in the southwest and i haven’t noticed any difference. i am intrigued.

the only time i ever order regular coke is on an airplane. on the ground i drink diet like the terrible nutritional heathen i am, but ever since i was a kid, my go-to order been a can of the straight-up full-sugar original. it tastes different somehow, and i suppose i do it partially because it signals to my brain…