i try to resist saying something is ‘everything’ but if ever there were a time, this is  it. this video is everything!

i live around the corner from a church’s, and it’s pretty much the only redeeming part of my crap neighborhood. i’m not a big biscuit person, but i love theirs.

it’s really not, tbh. their burgers are pretty good and their shakes are tasty, but yeah, nothing to write home about when you factor in the shit fries. 

welllll, kate started it! she called apple jacks garbage. though i know i should not yuck another’s yum, i just apparently really hate graham anything. graham crackers, graham cookies, graham cereal...bleck. i’ll see myself out.

welllll, son of a bitch. i’m usually with kate on many a take, but i’ve gotta defect to the pro-jacks side on this one. they’re delightfully cinnamon-adjacent, and i find apple jacks quite tasty for what they are. i’m definitely never going to say they’re the worst of the lot; we’ve got all-bran, grape nuts, shredded…

bc golden grahams are the true trash of the cereal world, that’s why.

this is correct. before the cavendish was pretty much the only game in town, there were bananas that legit tasted like banana runts and/or taffy. it’s kind of trippy to think of.

only once there’s just a bit of lollipop left clinging to the tootsie roll, bc the fruity crunch + chocolate chewiness is delightful. i mean i’m apparently a string cheese monster but i’m not an outright demon.

alright. i can’t hide anymore. maybe it’s bc both of my coworkers are out and i’m doing the jobs of three people and have cracked slightly, perhaps it’s bc i’m amped up on too much iced coffee, but whatever the case may be: i am a string cheese biter. yeah. yeah i said it. have at me, monster haters. i was a stringer…

i love AP Bio so, so much. i will be saddened if it completely disappears, but i’m happy to have had at least two seasons out of it. 

boooo, i wish i could eat tofu. this sounds lovely :(

considering he didn’t call her a dog or washed up, i’d say he’s not tossing her. but who knows what anything is or what anybody’s doing anymore, tbh.

i am so glad to have found my people.

godDAMMIT oswalt. i can’t believe he’s a seamer. i’m crushed. 

eeeww.

word. i have multiple pairs of the same black slacks i wear for work pants bc they will go with any top, and ditto with jeans bc it’s hard to find a pair that fits me the right way, being a big girl with no butt to speak of. once i find a pair, you can bet your ass (or lack thereof if you’re me) i’m buying multiples.…

fair point. ....i will sit by my lonesome in the ‘death before asparagus’ camp.

i stand with kate. asparagus is the devil’s vegetable.

like many a thing, i’m two minds about it. i love the lightly earthy and bitter crunch that sprouts add to a sandwich. i’ve got a sprouter and grow my own from time to time and they are delightful and i’ve had no problems with them. i have, though, when i’ve gotten sprouts on my sandwich at jimmy john’s. i’ve only…

i suppose bc they figure either nobody will care bc everybody knows it’s bullshit, or that they’ll sell enough copies bc of said bullshit that it’ll outweigh potential legal fees? i have no idea, but as this is the internet, i’ll pretend that’s the reason.