is ‘neither, i’d rather have my tongue yanked out by an angry wildebeest than have to taste either of these atrocities’ an option?

my favorite use of instant coffee is in my mom’s recipe for chocolate mousse, hands down. i used to think she was nuts when i was a kid but man, it just adds such a great note to the whole thing. 

i love this show so very much. honestly the platter competition sounds delightfully silly, which is the kind of news i needed.

okay but this very site has shown me how to make great fried rice, and i make it using the oft-suggested leftover rice. as in a day later, or 24 hours, or imminent food poisoning time, apparently. i reject the notion that i’ll get sick, bc i haven’t. so there.

but think of the lowered stress from being away from everyone and the lowered likelihood of catching germs from other people...i feel like i’d risk being in the woods for the probably much rarer sick day. 

same. though my jam was a #12 beach club, but, yeah. i love that sandwich but never want to order anything different and then wonder why i think ‘meh, it’s always the same thing from jj’s, but dammit they deliver so fast.’ 

most excellent, i was planning a trip to my local asian market and now have some hunting to do in the ramen aisle.

...depends upon the bone content of your hot dogs. 

were the tj’s nuggets the gluten-free variety? i can’t tell in the picture but the package sure looks like it, and i’m kind of stunned they failed so miserably. my ex is gluten intolerant and a bit helpless in the kitchen so when he wanted food, these were his go-to in the air fryer, and i have to say, when i’d sneak…

i have felt so very alone until this day, for i too am not a major fan of mac and cheese. i love pasta, i love cheese, i love cream sauces and you’d think i’d be all over it but it is never satisfying. not ever. somehow it doesn’t really taste like cheese no matter how much is put into the sauce, the noodles get…

you sit on a throne of lies. 

you are correct, swedish fish are stank nasty. 

excuse me but don’t assume you know what i’m doing with 10 lbs of marshmallows and a wading pool

i really wanted rosa’s girlfriend we’ve yet to meet to take care of terry’s eyebrows behind the scenes. it would’ve been some great continuity to her crazeball hair in the apartment episode a few weeks ago. that being said, i enjoyed this ep a lot; it’s been fun to watch captain holt expand his range from always stern…

he’ll love it!

this scene made me genuinely laugh bc it was contagious. granted i’m still not used to how much captain holt is emoting this season as compared to ones prior, but, this scene in particular had me in stitches.

i love this so much, and was in need of a happy story today. 

this. i mean, i definitely have feelings on her being so insulated and clearly spoiled, and definitely resent that she’s had so much handed to her that a lot of us could work very hard for and never get, but that is not necessarily her doing. her parents raised her into who she is, and like you said, they control her…

it doesn’t belong on all sandwiches, but for my money and calories, it belongs on most. any meat-centric variety (barring a blt) and clearly any warm sandwich calls for some cheese- good cheese though. not the store-brand mild cheddar or a slice of american, but sharp cheddar, maybe some brie, or good swiss. thinking…

but i’m emotionally five inside, you can’t take my sandwiches