Actually, that quote is from none other than the esteemed poet Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.

A great business man once said — and I’m paraphrasing it a bit — “real Gs move in silence like lasagna.”

Write the following notes on pieces of paper and put them in your pocket to open when you need them.

I guess? Maybe I’m just old, but I’d rather just jump into the shower for even two minutes (soap, rinse, dry), than have to fool with two kinds of wet wipes, dry shampoo, a frozen bottle, and assorted toiletries. It seems as though it just creates extra landfill, bother and expense. To each his or her own, perhaps? 😊

Everyone can squeeze in a 2 minute cool shower.

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

This was beautiful.

He’s clearly in on the joke and having fun with it.

Somebody didn’t have a dad.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

That’s an arbitrary distinction based entirely on what a particular culture values. They eat dogs in parts of the world. Cats too. I probably wouldn’t eat either of those, but I acknowledge that that’s just sentiment on my part. There’s really no moral justification for eating one animal species but not another —…

Brother, you ain’t lyin’.

How is it a waste of water though? You’re already taking the shower you just drink a beer while showering. I have had a shower beer or two in my time after a really long exhausting day and my shower was still 5-7 minutes long. You don’t sit in there and sip on a nice glass of scotch for 45 minutes you get business…

This is a discussion about drinking beer while you shower. If you’re the type of artisotractic person who snubs beer based exclusively on the container, you should probably just sit this one out.

So after he leaves, how long til the Thunder go back to Seattle and revert to the Sonics? 5 seasons?

Wow, rich people are just like us!

WHAT???

This better be COTD

Oh I let him go all right.

These look like Nutritional Facts and I don’t look at those.