Oh sure but I dunno, something about when the pancakes are strong... they really scratch that itch for deathly starch

I think pancakes. A good stack of pancakes when you’ve got a hangover is just... it’s really a wonderful moment.

Bold move to dribble out the game down 3, let’s see if it pays off for him.

Quick way to see if your date is a real human person or artificial intelligence is to ask them whether there are two halves or four quarters in women’s college basketball. If they aren’t sure or say that there are two halves, you’re dealing with highly advanced artificial intelligence and the most important thing you…

i mean... the curry joke was an espn commercial like a year and a half ago.

it’s kind of low hanging fruit.

of course it’s a thing. he cooks way better than james harden.

Must be a big basketball fan just hearing about it now. Thanks for your input

maybe my edit makes it clearer that this is a bad “doughty’s overrated” joke

lol wut

Oh, go fuck off with this stupid, tired take.

I really missed this.

I’ve heard that from a couple of guys I know who were ringside. I guess it’s always different watching it from your couch than being in the arena. I’m not mad at anyone who had it for Danny close, a draw, or GGG close. Lot of tough rounds to call.

I don’t like how her vagina (aka, Satan Hole) is seemingly jumping off the internets in that gif. I have an offended.

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

This. The whole speech became instantly invalid the moment she said that.

Seriously, that is just straight up pretentious nonsense.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

After the Sevilla result? Horseshit.

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My heart hurts

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…