Simone Biles is so fucking cool.  Those back handsprings on the beam made me nauseous they were so dope.

Counterpoint: No. She was good but the movie did, however, blow chunks.

(I should note that IGN’s managing editor of games, Tina Amini, worked at Kotaku for nearly four years and is a close friend of mine.)

Welcome back Tim.  It was stupid and hungry without you.

Seriously!

But 20% of their $1.5B in sales in 2017 is still $300M.  That is a heckin’ truckload of money.

The biggest question is “is it actually worth it to work so damn hard to play on Fortnite on your phone?” I downloaded and played it yesterday for several hours on my S8 and was once again reminded how terrible First Person Shooters are with touch controls. I guess I’ll open it up to get a couple challenges done on my…

Just an embarrasingly large amount of Fork Knife. The new all explosives mode is too good!

This is my pro Spanish bullfighting argument.

For my money, I’ve got Tombstone in the top spot

Has anyone talked about how Thomas in yellow must have felt about Bernal sitting up and helping pull Froome’s ass to the line instead of staying up with him and helping him control the peloton and covering the yellow jersey?

Yea got super confused/excited and then had to go check the tweet myself to see this... 

HA I legitimately put “my wife” at the end of my fucking vows and my wife still said yes (2 months ago).  Hasn’t divorced me yet, so that’s gotta be a good sign.

I might want to order Local Beer Company’s Electric Kitten Revenge, but that name alone—absent any kind of description about the beer—doesn’t give me anything other than a hunch about the drug preferences of Local Beer Company.

The word is just ingrained too much into our generations vocabulary.

I love pointing this out to everyone who will listen which might be why everyone keeps scootching away from me at the bar. COYS!

Good Kinja.

I’m just starting to explore these after listening to some of Audible’s “audio dramas” and I’ve enjoyed Mission to Zyxx which is a sci-fi/improv comedy podcast with great sound design. Only just started but I’ve enjoyed it as the improv isn’t too “improv-y” if that makes sense. I also just started Wolf 359 and love…

Hey that’s 1Oak in LA. He’s gotta be the only person there with a positive opinion on cocaine.

Fish, fish, you got your wish...