So cop on his phone doom scrolling tiktok drives out of his lane and runs someone over

So subtle and so good

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Completely agre, not even a $1b pay. I’d be fine with $100m a year, I could do whatever I want and not use half.

Me and my 20 shares voted no. I’d vote to remove every board member as well. I wish I never bought them and blame him for the drop that took me down 50%

All the insurance companies have to do is set up a shell company to buy it, then sell it to themselves.

Got news from a reliable source about someone across town who’s uncle said Boeing paid the guy to screw up two airbus planes.

Just takes 50,000 years to get to that speed and 50,000 to slow back down

My first thought as well. Do you want to create a tsar bomba? Because this is how you create a tsar bomba, out of a spec of dust.

Yep.

Not when the horse eats a bunch of rotten apples that have fermented behind the salon while you’re drinking whisky to ragtime.

Ok, ordering cocaine on the Silk Road

That’s some serious bipolar

Came to comments for this. Not sure how many more examples they need.

Technically he made NEGATIVE $1,899,996.8

Superglue is legit, and helps with weight loss.

Because of the way we breed now, we can’t really evolve to become better, because even people who wouldn’t have had babies before civilization do now. So now we’re breeding bad things like this into our populations en mass, we’re probably the only species de-evolving.

Time to develop more coal engines for the next generation of cars too.

The area you live in must be away from these kinda people. It pisses me off to no end, because I heavily rely on free charging right now out of necessity. They tend to stay in areas close to the recyclers that buy stolen metals like catalytic converters. In this way they treat gas and ev’s equally.

I’m still in the closet about being straight. And I don’t want people to know I look at vegan recipes.