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Sounds like some Enron style jail time for every executive is in order.

I’m sorry, but you know EXACTLY where the train is going to be, it’s designated by two long metal rails. The train isn’t sneaking up behind you. It’s not waiting outside Walmart for you to come out. It’s ONLY going to be on the tracks. You ONLY need to check to make sure it’s NOT to the left or right of that location…

I wish everything was programmed by Carmack. 

Not as bad as me, I just stuck a bigger fuse in there

My first thought too

The moment these are available I’m swapping it into my model 3, but getting a pack 75% the size, will increase range and drop weight

If thou flies budget airlines, thou is excused from paying for thy child and may create a new child at the new destination in my name.

I prefer snakes

That’s so good, too bad I’ll never use it because I’m too adverse to cutty things.

Might not stop them, but I don’t  care if you are 5, I’m not picking you up and getting stabbed.

Some guy hit me on the back flying around a blind corner even though I crossed the intersection as safe as possible and hit my wheel damaging the suspension, total repair bill was $17k (covered by insurance) but they’re putting blame on me because left hand turn in California even though he was speeding, going faster…

I think this is a situation for a bomb squad type of defusal. Put a bomb next to it and drop a dome shield on it.

Why are they so fucking buff naturally?

As a kid, you do not know HOW many lead paint houses I sanded down without a mask before we knew about it, how much fiberglass insulation I played with in lofts, and how much LEAD solder I played with because it was soft and fun. It’s AMAZING I am mostly normal today.

Interesting, you and new-atlas have the same story but claim 100 mile difference in battery ranges.

I hate that new hunter quick check system, I went to the Porsche dealer to get new tires on my car, and they gave me back a chevy, I told them I absolutely brought in a Porsche, but they showed me footage of me driving in a Chevy. I would have gotten away with it if not for the meddling hunter quick check system!

Ugh, seriously? I worked at a dealer auction 14 years ago and a perfect one came in, I think the price was well under $20k….

PVC yay, I look forward to 2 years max before it busts open flooding the batteries with water.

I can’t with the whole design of everything. The body should be an E46, the interior shouldn’t have big ass obvious screen, it should have 3 pedals, and no distracting red line on the steering wheel because modern drivers are too stupid to know when they’re pointing straight.