I wish everything was programmed by Carmack. 

Not as bad as me, I just stuck a bigger fuse in there

My first thought too

The moment these are available I’m swapping it into my model 3, but getting a pack 75% the size, will increase range and drop weight

If thou flies budget airlines, thou is excused from paying for thy child and may create a new child at the new destination in my name.

I prefer snakes

That’s so good, too bad I’ll never use it because I’m too adverse to cutty things.

Might not stop them, but I don’t  care if you are 5, I’m not picking you up and getting stabbed.

Some guy hit me on the back flying around a blind corner even though I crossed the intersection as safe as possible and hit my wheel damaging the suspension, total repair bill was $17k (covered by insurance) but they’re putting blame on me because left hand turn in California even though he was speeding, going faster…

I think this is a situation for a bomb squad type of defusal. Put a bomb next to it and drop a dome shield on it.

Why are they so fucking buff naturally?

As a kid, you do not know HOW many lead paint houses I sanded down without a mask before we knew about it, how much fiberglass insulation I played with in lofts, and how much LEAD solder I played with because it was soft and fun. It’s AMAZING I am mostly normal today.

Interesting, you and new-atlas have the same story but claim 100 mile difference in battery ranges.

I hate that new hunter quick check system, I went to the Porsche dealer to get new tires on my car, and they gave me back a chevy, I told them I absolutely brought in a Porsche, but they showed me footage of me driving in a Chevy. I would have gotten away with it if not for the meddling hunter quick check system!

Ugh, seriously? I worked at a dealer auction 14 years ago and a perfect one came in, I think the price was well under $20k….

PVC yay, I look forward to 2 years max before it busts open flooding the batteries with water.

I can’t with the whole design of everything. The body should be an E46, the interior shouldn’t have big ass obvious screen, it should have 3 pedals, and no distracting red line on the steering wheel because modern drivers are too stupid to know when they’re pointing straight.

Fuck, seriously? I love(d) Volta stations, now I’m screwed.

You made me log in just to star the fuck out of you.

In the words of Bill Burr, this is why I make the extra $1 per hour, because things are NOT equal men vs women. This would have been thrown out so fast if it were a man claiming.