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Platinum iPhone: J. Crew Edition

There are probably no apartments available because school (college) has just started. What a terrible time for this to get dropped on you. Good luck :( storage, as someone suggested, is a good idea.

Gosh, 6 in 12 years here and I thought that was bad. The last place I stayed at for 5 years and leaving sucked because I had 3 more years to accumulate crap. So. Much. Crap.

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As a female, I’ll say the physics are actually fairly realistic. And they don’t seem super prurient to me; I was expecting worse. If you have that amount of boobs you ideally want more support. Less jiggling is more comfortable for strenuous activities like jogging, Zumba, or battle royale.

Umm, don’t with your concern trolling. Come on. It’s super obvious.

As a Chinese American, I wish I could star this twice.

I’ve seen guys at Target on the phone doing exactly that! Thanks for putting it so amusingly :)

I always hated Wil Wheaton. Chris Hardwick... I never liked his stuff due to its undercurrent of nerd one-upsmanship but what was worse was what its popularity said about its numerous fans. I wonder how they will react to this.

I went to prom with a gothy boy. He wore a wool duster all the time, in the hot California weather, even to a pool party, where he got pushed in the water. He wore the duster to prom. Years later my heart sank when the news came out about Columbine. These days he’s the doting parent of several kitty furbabies. People…

RIP Gwen Ifill. Gone too soon.

Maybe you never see it, but I actually live in this so-called world? I guess I’m the only Asian reading Splinter. My bad.

It indicates that there was some kind of thought process behind it, which is even worse than if various corn pops had been different shades and the janitor was among the brown ones.

I love Desus and Mero! The upcoming one where 2 Chainz tries expensive things looks interesting.

Add: “she shouldn’t have been so pretty.” Never liked Bialik. The fact that she has the degree yet stars on this horrible and problematic show has always said a lot about her.

I recently started using co-working spaces, but first I did a lot of research. Seeing all the photos of shiny digital natives online, I walked in expecting massive levels of tech douchebaggery. Thankfully the levels were actually pretty low at that particular location. I’m keeping my guard up though.

My old office definitely had one. I thought it was charming that we still got visits from the “Xerox man” (the brand wasn’t Xerox and while they could of course be any gender, my coworkers just weren’t that woke), complete with a toolbox.

Sigh, Scott Adams is a terrible human being but some Dilbert strips really are worthwhile.

I heard there was a word invented recently!