Yup, this is not cool to do to a female and it is not cool to do to a male. This imaginary dude owes Taylor Swift nothing.

Yup, see Daley Jr. and the demolition of the housing projects in Chicago.

Indeed, you might even say... “self-deportation”

Omg this perfectly describes a girl I went to school with. She would try to fight our teacher on supposed facts of US History. She was always wrong, and in any case our teacher had a Ph.D. on the subject. While she had merely read the textbook. I think she did actually go on to be a lawyer...

Ugh, right? One slice is like a half-pound worth of cheese.

It depends where in the city his business is.

I kinda misinterpreted it in my mind and when I remembered people use it to mean Secret Service, the contrast wasn’t as funny as I’d hope. Such are the times we live in.

Competence is highly domain specific. You can master one thing and be tragically terrible at everything else.

If states’ rights and federalism meant anything to conservatives (aside from dog-whistle racism)

Debra Messing said she didn’t know it was Megyn Kelly, her schedule only said “Today Show”.

He was never off the take. It was about the take from the start.

Yup. They have been convincing for many years at U of C also. We’ll see if this year is any different.

If you’re smart enough to get into the University of Chicago...

Same, who goes to eat a Thanksgiving dinner someone else has cooked for them and then complain about what’s missing?

Please let this be true. It would be such poetic justice.

Thinking of a friend’s corgi who learned what “C-O-O-K-I-E” meant. Corgis smarter than Cheeto Jesus, confirmed.

60 Minutes has yet to be canceled.

Things were different back then, and for many years she was just a talk show host like Phil Donahue, Ricki Lake, or Jenny Jones. It wasn’t evident for a while that she would become the icon she is now.

Seth Meyers has been good since the election. Often better than Colbert.

Backtracking, nice! You said it anyways.