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Also bonus points towards NP because it’s not wrapped in the idiotic matte black I always see these in around my area.

Remember, this is nice price or no dice, not “do I like this particular car or not”, which is what I see in the comments mostly.

THAT’S TOAST

Tell me you’re a childless, urban dwelling, young person without telling me you’re a childless, urban dwelling, young person.

From an American, that is far from the most “comically American thing in the world”. I can think of things like:

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American. You know people from other parts of the world read and interact with this website, right? You know that saying you need a massive 3 row SUV for your 1.9 children is the most comically American thing in the world?

Yeah. The MR2 is an absolutely gorgeous car, I can’t imagine thinking that this looks better. Insanity!

It’s sacrilege. I had a ‘91 and a ‘92 Turbo. This pains me. 

I have a 93 MR2 Turbo and this offends me deeply. Why would you do this to a perfectly good MR2??

A completely restored 91 MR2 Turbo, an Audi S3 Sportback, a Zero SR/S, and a Macan S, if you’re asking. More than enough fun for me across those options, along with a mid engine rear wheel drive toy as well as a front wheel drive toy. Nothing wrong with a Corvette, it’s just very...of a certain type of person. Usually

Lmao he has a corvette emblem in his profile picture and bragged about his boomer wedge in reply to you, dude is absolutely a salty old grandpa. He must have gotten lost from a political argument on Facebook and ended up on jalopnik by accident.

I found the boomer. Probably drives a Corvette with chrome accents and wheels.

I bet you call them “ricers” too

Incorrect take.

Thank god I am not your friend.

Predictive policing is absolutely a thing that has gained traction in the last 10 years, see this report from the Brennan Center for Justice.

In the same vein of futuristic concepts of current manufacturers, I really love the Bugatti in Elysium. The ride of choice for the filthy rich, even in the future

Did Pontiac offer these from the factory? If they did, then THIS is the best decal offered. If not, HUGE error on their part.

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