*Sees car from 1997 in “antique” dealership*

I’d rather have a pink Ford GT!

I love this. As I often heard, “some people are too spiritually minded to be any earthly good.”

Like the guy who went to church twice on Sundays and prayed to God five times a day for all his life that he might win the lottery.

The Aussie equivalent would be the complete works of Chopper Read and a machete.

This reminds me of a really funny story I remember from church as a child.

I completely forgot Jesus was a white American!

That is I-want-you-to-meet-my-dad-sooner-rather-than-later Jesus.

That is the magic of religion. You can make whichever Jesus you want.

Do you not remember the part in the Gospels where they try to arrest Jesus to crucify him and he stands his ground?

Now, while the AR-15 was not invented in Jesus times, I have a funny feeling he wouldn’t be a big fan of it.

The transformation will be complete.

He needs to buy a cowboy hat first and make sure he gets a cheeseburger at McDonald’s afterwards 

Free AR15 + Bible.

Having flown private several times (thanks work!), I can tell you they don’t leave the plants/food in the jet when they put it in the hangar. All that stuff is fresh every time you get on board. I don’t think Audi is going to come by to water my center console plant (maybe I’m wrong), and I certainly don’t want the…

One thing I always think when I get in my car is “damn I wish there was a plant in the center console, I don’t get bit by enough mosquitos here in DC”.

“...the worst is when there’s this tiny ass shoulder but then they put that rumble strip in it, rendering it practically useless.”

ooof yeah I can only imagine. so many of those roads out there with no shoulder and some clown flying 75mph down it, blowing the bar-ends off your bike... the worst is when there’s this tiny ass shoulder but then they put that rumble strip in it, rendering it practically useless.

in in the very southern part of the city, and it’s only about 5 stoplights between my house and huge shoulders on open road... but yes.

I wonder how much of this is due to the ever-increasing amount of lifted trucks and SUV’s on the road... modern trucks and SUV’s are bigger and heavier than ever, and thanks to turbo technology they’re not slow either, which makes for a fairly deadly combo when in the hands of a careless idiot. Two cars crashing into…