Driving an F1 car as one of the worst driving jobs? Are you all high? That’s like saying you love soccer and then saying playing in the EPL for a low ranking team would be a bad job. Even driving the worst F1 car as a job would be one of the coolest things in the world.

I think those are still bigger than the Lordstown ones. Also, this is what they look like when they’re fully lit. I can’t imagine these being as bright as the Tesla lights

These can’t be legal, can they??

This will inevitably lead to me driving off in an overpriced Malibu.

I do now wish I had gotten the leather one - I have to clean it quite often. I’m new to the sport and luxury market so I’d never had a car with alcantara and didn’t realize how easy it was to get dirty. The last car I purchased had an alcantara steering wheel option and I hard noped!

Yeah absolutely - having just rented it off Turo, I wasn’t experienced with using the Tesla chargers. I can see this being very annoying if you don’t have Tesla chargers nearby. I’d hate to have to only stop by Audi brand gas stations to fill my car up.

I had to rent a handful of Teslas for a commercial I was shooting for an electricity distributor in the southwest. I figured I’d just use one of them as my daily car driving around Arizona, it was big enough to haul my film equipment, and as this was about 5 years ago, I had never driven the then still new-ish Model X.

After my stock shifter wore out and started looking kinda busted I got a alcantara shit knob, and it felt so good not having that massive aluminum knob on hot days. I used to keep a shop towel in the center console for shifting on very hot days.

Is that an uncovered, shiny metal shift knob? I can’t even begin to imagine what that feels like after being parked outside in a hot climate for whole day. It’d be like Indiana Jones’ Toht, except with a gear pattern.

*Sees car from 1997 in “antique” dealership*

I love this. As I often heard, “some people are too spiritually minded to be any earthly good.”

This reminds me of a really funny story I remember from church as a child.

I completely forgot Jesus was a white American!

What about anti-vax Jesus?

Do you not remember the part in the Gospels where they try to arrest Jesus to crucify him and he stands his ground?

The transformation will be complete.

That Aussie guy moving here with his family in the WCSIB needs to head to a dealership with a similar deal, he’ll be 100% American in one stop.

Free AR15 + Bible.

Having flown private several times (thanks work!), I can tell you they don’t leave the plants/food in the jet when they put it in the hangar. All that stuff is fresh every time you get on board. I don’t think Audi is going to come by to water my center console plant (maybe I’m wrong), and I certainly don’t want the…

One thing I always think when I get in my car is “damn I wish there was a plant in the center console, I don’t get bit by enough mosquitos here in DC”.