Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

Nooo!!! Nelly, I defended the song “Cruise” in Worst Song Bracket when no one else would. Why you gotta do this.

has it ever been proven that MJ is her biological father?

It’s called American Crime Story.

OJ was also acquitted of the criminal charges of killing Ron and Nicole.

That newborn has her eyebrow game already on point!

“...Black Hole Son...”

I’m not sure I understand the part about these four imposter guards... Was this some kind of crazy mind-fuck perpetrated by the prison itself to put Chelsea off-balance? or was this some kind of a hallucination brought on by the absurd levels of psychological duress she’s been put under?

Exquisite:

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

if you’re going by the book, you’re not supposed to wear it as a swimsuit or underwear or tshirt or anything else.

You can wear it over your ass, but your ass can’t sit on it. I think. Flag rules are weird.

But its ok to wear it as a swimsuit.

Someone needs to diagram this out because I don’t know what happened here. I think the chain of events is:

Also: don’t rape.

Anyone else get the feeling that this is the year the animals finally turn on us? Like, maybe we shouldn’t have made The Revenant because it gave them ideas.

I too think about these type of things. I can tell you what I would do. HAND TO PAW COMBAT WITH THE WOLF. Because I am liam neeson.

That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

If Hayden is healthy and feeling up to it, I would totally tune in for more Juliette and Avery drama. He finally washed his hair, we can’t lose focus now!