Go to better restaurants.

Hey now, let’s not judge entire races on individual sports accomplishments.

Eli is screwed because he’s not good enough to start anywhere, has too many rings to be a backup without creating a QB controversy, and isn’t likable enough for a TV job. 

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

It’s not DePodesta, it’s Hue Jackson. He went over Sashi Brown directly to Haslem to get this trade done at the last second and then the FO just happened to ‘accidentally’ screw up the paperwork. I don’t believe Sashi Brown for a second that he didn’t do this intentionally, and thank god for that because a 2nd and 3rd…

Just what a cunning player of four dimensional chess would say!

Bob McNair is certainly a racist shitbag, but the Duane-Brown-to-Seattle-following-the-game-against-Seattle rumors have been circulating in the local Houston media since early September at the latest. As much as it’s fun to think McNair is just acting like a Trump-inspired petty child, I’m pretty sure this trade has…

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

A super bowl champion millionaire.

I would gladly sacrifice my respect to live the life of Brock. In 20 years no one will remember anyway and he’ll be a god damn millionaire.

It’s always reassuring when someone tells me “not worry about the gun.”

Or maybe he’s a fucking idiot that got wasted, forgot he ordered food, and pointed a gun in the face of a girl delivering his food.

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

He’s got his first amendment rights down, sounds like he’s a little fuzzy on his second.

The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.

Why do soda 12-packs come in a 2x6 can box and beer 12-packs seem to always come in 3x4 can boxes? I don’t know if there’s an actual reason but if there isn’t let’s hear some theories.

Breaking! Footage of Trump reciting the anthem!

Why would Frost have a layover in Gainesville on his way to Lincoln, NE? Now, Charlie Strong....

I’m sure attempts to defend this behavior will be reasonable and rational and not at all ridiculous.