Looks like that whole situation could have been easily avoided. That’s why on Sundays I always choose football over spending time with my kids.

Don’t be intentionally deceiving. Dress sizes of the 1950-1960's were different in terms of inches. Mansfield, Monroe, et al. are (in contemporary terms) sizes 0-8.

does Howard Stark only hire thin women?

I mean, saying it’s borrowed makes it sound like her mentor/mentee relationship isn’t one of the most common tropes in all of storytelling. It’s all borrowed.

To be fair, Philip Rivers’ kids had clarinet lessons that day.

In a separate interview, Joe Mixon told reporters that he feels the team will be more successful if they let him just “punch it in”.

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

With their two of their three best starting pitchers out and their best hitter at the time out. yea, good for you

I bet they change their name now. Thanks for the hard work.

Cleveland is the winningest city!

0-16 would be the most Texans thing ever considering both the first and second round picks go to the Browns.

So the Red Sox fans are saying that Japan and the Dominican Republic are almost doing racism as well as we are?

Came here for the generic drivel... wasn’t disappointed.

Better than Hamilton Nolan’s: “Approximately 563 Low-Income Condos Could Be Built If Conor McGregor Were to Choke Out Russian Billionaire and Sell His Ship”

You left out the best part:

He’s out pretty late for a school night.

Y la dinamita hace boom!

And yet he’s still better than Beth and Rex. It is painful.

I know we’ve all blocked it from our memories but I’m pretty sure last year still happened.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…