I am a white male and a Marine Corps combat veteran. I have been a Browns fan all my life.

say it to my face

Super-sonic ravens, dragons and Gendrys

To be fair, Benjen did almost exactly that the LAST time he showed up

nah this season’s been dope af

For reference, the kid throwing out the first pitch is named Jordan Leandre, who battled a form of bone cancer called Ewing’s Sarcoma in his leg when he was a little kid and he still has a slight limp because of it. If the name rings a bell, he was featured singing the national anthem before a Red Sox game in the…

That was a great impression of David Price in October.

With the slight difference that they’re comparing athletes in that context to determine which of them gets paid tens of millions of dollars for their services and which of them only gets paid millions of dollars.

I’ll still opt for the “roided up too much, his body broke down because of it.” option, only now adding “causing him to develop a massive addiction to PK’s.”

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

God can take me instead.

“This is cat-nerd stuff”

Ryder Ryan has to have started in a Christmas Story porn spoof, right (please submit title below)? And then shot a girl’s eye out?

This was an awesome win for Cleveland. My favorite part was Kip, who admitted on Twitter he stopped watching when it was clearly a walk off hit, running out on the field, and later reporting that Yanni told him: “It was a fucking homer.”

I don’t believe you’re an OSU grad for the simple reason that you referred to it as OSU and not THE Ohio State University

“See you in the playoffs”

“Who the fuck cares?”

But you guys win so many games!

He did a commercial where the beef jerky he ate would rain down upon a tiny, shrieking Stephen A. Smith living in his digestive cavity, so don’t tell me about sponsors, Richard.