I don’t believe you’re an OSU grad for the simple reason that you referred to it as OSU and not THE Ohio State University

“See you in the playoffs”

“Who the fuck cares?”

But you guys win so many games!

He did a commercial where the beef jerky he ate would rain down upon a tiny, shrieking Stephen A. Smith living in his digestive cavity, so don’t tell me about sponsors, Richard.

You’re going to list all those names and not mention Tebow? In Florida?

I’m talking about the countless Cubans who fled their home country because of Castro, the large number that still can’t see their families stuck in Cuba, the countless Cubans that paraded the streets of Miami as news broke that Fidel Castro had died as the dictator that had personally affected so many lives finally…

Someone else might be available, too.

Yes, the Lebatard Show was actually on top of this all nearly immediately today. First mentioning Cutler’s relationship with Gase, and then the Castro shirt. Of all the teams, Miami is the one where there is actually a reasonable case against signing him.

I said this in the other Kap thread, but isn’t Miami the only one with a legit gripe against Kap because of his support for Castro?

Isn’t that just the latest evolution of a very old Hollywood principle that the bigger star gets the role, not the better actor? All that has changed are the metrics used to measure star power. It used to be “how many covers of entertainment magazines were you on?” now its “how many Twitter followers do you have?” But…

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

But on a night when the team celebrated the life of Fernández, the team’s star pitcher who died in a boat crash last fall, murdered two friends while recklessly driving a boat drunk and high on cocaine

- is jealous because Euron won’t give them a finger in the bum.

Technically he’s a criminal just for beating people up.

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

Come now, there can’t be THAT many Jets fans to begin with.

Far be it from me to tell anybody how they should root for the Browns, but I would argue that if you turn off the TV after the other team scores a TD, you aren’t really a die hard Browns fan. Part of being die hard is you have to become dead inside.

The WYTS articles are my favorite things to read on Deadspin every year. Nothing funnier than reading about other teams inadequacies and the depression of the city and fans that are a result of it. Picking at the super defensive greyed commenters and then promising myself that I won’t do the same when my team’s…