The Dark Knight is one of the greatest films of its decade.

The XFL was a good idea, though.

Except for the fact that Tony Massarotti isn’t a white, middle-aged man who doesn’t work for Major League Baseball. Just a white, middle-aged Red Sox fan that thinks the entire CBA needs to be changed because his favorite team made a really, catastrophically bad signing.

Isn’t there already a buyout provision?

If you just remember that the minors are developmental leagues, everything about them makes a lot more sense. They don’t want to burn out a pitching staff throwing 18 innings, so they lower innings for double headers. They’ll pull pitchers in the middle of no-hitters or shut outs because they’ve hit their pitch count.…

Only because it was a double header.

The problem with an NFL strike is that the careers are so short; the strike ends up mostly helping those who come later while imposing all the costs on the current players.

Well, it was a catch, so there’s that.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Not that I disagree with your overall point, but doesn’t the Jungle Book take place in the Indian jungle?

Why are you casting an Indian to play an Arab role? Completely different people, customs, cultures, languages, religions....hypocrisy much?

Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

Never thought I read an article that mentions four current/former quarterbacks, and Kerry Collins would be the best of the bunch!

Just sounds like you don’t own any eating utensils.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

I’m still waiting for, “You do realize this is fake, right?”

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