Not that I disagree with your overall point, but doesn’t the Jungle Book take place in the Indian jungle?

Why are you casting an Indian to play an Arab role? Completely different people, customs, cultures, languages, religions....hypocrisy much?

Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

Never thought I read an article that mentions four current/former quarterbacks, and Kerry Collins would be the best of the bunch!

Just sounds like you don’t own any eating utensils.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

I’m still waiting for, “You do realize this is fake, right?”

*stamps WHO WATCHES THIS off Commentariat Bingo Card*

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

Blackhawks Trade Artemi Panarin To Columbus For Brandon. Saad!

of course they’re not big fans of the West, but make no mistake, they’re anti-Jew, first & foremost. they HATE all Jews and want ALL Jews wiped from the face of the earth.

I don’t think that’s correct at all. No one wants to see a de-stabilized Saudi Arabia or Egypt, for instance.

If it’s your team, why not just fire the GM?

You sound like a rather strange individual

I made the all star team my final year of little league as a pitcher, and my parents made me go on a family trip to southern Indiana and northern Kentucky instead of playing. It was 100 degrees every damn day. Churchill Downs canceled races the day we were supposed to visit. We spent hours in antique stores in the…

Hold please... [checks YouTube]... hate to break it to you:

Day drinking is fine if you build in a nap. Day drinking straight into night drinking means at some point your brain DVR will stop recording.

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.

There is no chance in hell that contract is anywhere remotely in the neighborhood of badness that contains Joakim Noah’s contract.