I get the joke, but it’s so inaccurate that it just doesn’t work. 90% of enslaved Africans ended up in what we today call Latin America, while roughly 6% of enslaved Africans went to British North America.

Lena Dunham does this though and everhthing is cool.

“We just didn’t think he was capable of making any shot.”

LeBron has no one to blame except himself. He’s a terrible coach and GM.

Would absolutely LOVE it if he joined the Warriors. Might be the funniest sports story ever

Kermit Washington is scarier.

Still the king

There’s video, but this is all I need:

I mean... that’s what they said about Texas when Brown left.

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

*waits patiently for the inevitable, still unfunny cousin joke*

Probably because it is fun. Nashville fans like to have fun. And that is fun. So do it.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

The real story here is that someone was wearing Snapchat Spectacles. I have never seen them out in the wild.

she can have it. Shit was dumb BEFORE white people turned it into planking.

Outside of the Trump Administration is there a worse collection of people than the ones who sit courtside at NBA games?

Jon Lovitz is a shoein to play Jeff Van Gundy

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

He responded that he needs more proof.

This man is an American hero.