I’d love to see that cage match level scuffle...

I’m confused by The Photo. It seems like he butt photographed the window? Am I missing something?

I’ve not wanted to be too hard on Jezebel since the big staff turnover, but, well, this assemblage of stories is markedly worse, in terms of selection, than any previous year. I think most years at least one story is going to be creepypasta, but not so overtly as the two (at least) I caught here! The story about the…

That scariest thing of all is the decision to make this sacred annual treat into a freakin’ slideshow.

Ok, I listened to the rest of the songs while working on something.

She did not deserve the creepy ‘interrogation’ of Matt Lauer, and I think she was great in Devil Wears Prada, but there’s still something of the drama classmate when she does things like the ‘cupcake hack’ and acting like it’s something groundbreaking (really? Didn ‘t Liz Lemon do that 20 years ago?) and ‘cRaZy.’ I do…

Mostly the latter. The first episodes really try to set the table for why that kind of toxicity destroys people (Joel McHale is great in a cameo) and then Episode 7 comes along and hits you right in the eyes as to how that sort of thing gets perpetuated even by the people it hurts the most.

That’s a conundrum because in Africa black people can be racist against other groups of black people. The trouble is dominant control and in the most of the diaspora nations with a sizable population of black people they don’t have dominant control of policy, culture and the law. So while they can definitely be…

I posted a comment asking people not include too many extraneous details, and someone strongly disagreed with me and said the details made them feel like the story was real and verifiable. After reading the first story, I stand by my opinion. I did not need 10 paragraphs(!) of exposition explaining how newspaper…

That first story sure didn’t read the comment about extraneous details, Christ.

And like I plead every year, folks, please please remember that longer doesn’t mean better. Brevity is the soul of dread. 

There’s a difference: they’re thrifting, not shopping at the mall for fast fashion. It’s been at least 15 years since wearing “used” clothes was cool. In my youth, it was embarrassing to have something freshly bought at the mall. I remember scuffing new shoes on purpose and rubbing dirt on new backpacks so they…

This is a significant insult to Guy Fieri, a man who may have questionable tastes in aesthetic choices but is by all accounts a very nice and thoughtful person.

Paul Hollywood is the British Guy Fieri

Yeah, ouija board stories never do it for me because every single time I’ve used one something spooky has happened, and every single time we all swore it wasn’t any of us moving it, and every single time I’ve been lying and it was definitely me moving it.

Aww yeah it’s Halloween leeeet’s goooo! *spooky skeleton dance*

Is this also a ‘caught in a lie’ entry?because searching by an image exists. 

SPEAKING OF DRAG RACE, Fuck!

No, it was a stupid move. It was never going to amount to anything and now Trump will ride this wave of “I was unjustly accused and they could never pin anything on me” from now until November. It will only serve to mobilize his base that believe the liberals are out to get him and destroy America.

The finale of The Office, an extremely popular TV show that had “celebrities” on it, had under 4 million viewers. Nikkie’s coming out video currently has over 16 million views. Does this help you understand? Or do you just hate the internet as a platform for people getting famous?