Tom Waits narrated this to me.

that is unexpectedly reassuring.

i think the biggest issue, as far as i can tell... is that this shit didnt belong on kotaku in the first place. post it on gawker or jezebel where it belongs, not my fucking kotaku.

gawker? journalist? LOL

I hope she does get fired, this article is outrageous.

Who can I contact at Gawker media to politely ask that stupid shit like this does not make it to Kotaku? What the fuck is this and why is it even an article?

yeah, i dont get this article... it seems to be trying to convince me that shit man raped a woman, based on the womans word because she is a woman and he is a man, so obviously he is a rapist? or something? and that he needs to apologize because... things? wtf.

LOL

Am I the only one offended by the quality of this terrible article?

am i the only one who thinks that is one of the most hideous car designs ever? and i liked the recent suburban/tahoe designs.

well really, he was never HERE to begin with so there is no come back. it seems he has occupied the same space for his entire career really.

Why do game devs think it is acceptable to release half made fucking games these days? I haven't even considered mobile gaming because this seems like another day in that world.

i want a van that looks like an old school van, just smaller. am i the only one? i dont like these european looking angular, alien vans.

i remember when i was 11, the mclaren f1 top speed blew my mind. i actually remember thinking to myself there is no way that gets broken. and now the thing that went faster than that isnt the fastest thing :/

i have never heard of that, is there an article on it?

i usually wait for GOTY editions, i feel like that is the ''real'' game and if i had bought them all as they came out i would have paid like twice as much for the fucking game, its crazy.

i like how the dude who killed someone and paralyzed 2 other people drunk driving is singing a song over a video of car wrecks. classy.

there is a hellboy 2? wtf??

Your comment is of a higher quality than many full posts on Gawker, thank you.