cant wait to buy a ps4 and metal gear solid 5, and disappear for a few months

where is the fleshlight?

unfortunately, the act of taking the costume off will probably destroy it entirely.

if youre disappointed with the way diablo 3 looks (hint: incredible) then i dont know what to tell you.

dont word processors, and websites have auto correct or at least spellcheck on desktops? i have autocorrect on my word processor somehow lol

i carry my old android phone plus my iphone, so i can have a full battery just for media, and when that runs out my iphone is still at like 92%. i was considering buying a new ipod nano for that very reason: i love music, but also dont want to kill my phones battery at the same time. and an ipod nano is like carrying…

rockstar already perfected shooting mechanics with max payne 3. why they didnt just copy/paste it blows my mind

hey, this article was posted a week ago on gawker - lets post it again.

can we stage a gawker kfc burn down?

fuck anyone who doesnt think wearing chucks in (almost) any situation is acceptable.

if youre walking on a sheet of ice in high heels, im not gonna feel bad when you smash your face

why not just have the air bags deploys 24/7, regardless of keys? what if i get in my car, reach into my pocket and someone fucking slams into me because theyre drunk, am i fucked because the key isnt in the ignition?

am i the only person who hates convertibles? one of the mustangs coolest parts is the roof line, which is just destroyed by that soft top. the 350z is hilariously ugly in convertible form, so is the camaro.

i cant make aids jokes but you can fat shame? :(

did you look at her pictures? shes a pretty big girl. her legs are bigger than jessica rabbit.

when youre a big girl with a big frame, it probably isnt the easiest thing in the world. it says 26 inches is half her waist size, that sounds freakishly unhealthy to me.

shes not fat, but she just doesnt have the right body type to even attempt this

i dont think big girls are unattractive, quite the opposite actually. but she started out with the wrong body type to do this.. she is just too big, and the result is a really weird looking person.

like not being able to sit, or live a normal life?