What the fuck about xbone is derogatory? Am I missing something here? That's how I abbreviate it and I'm a Microsoft nuthugger. Is bone an insult now? Are people implying the xbox one is like a penis? Or a piece of a skeleton? Please fill me in.

That would be siiick

Red dead redemption has a better looking sky than real life.

My daughter is 1, so I have a while to prepare. Her mother and I are very pro marijuana/psychedelics, but pretty anti tobacco and alcohol and anything else. I think she will get the talk around 12,14? I would love to be open about our use, and the fact that I honestly do not mind her smoking weed. However, it would…

ROFL BREAD BAND AID THANK YOU

Years of mcds experience here maybe I can help. Mcdouble plain = McDouble minus condimens, with cheese. Have her order a plain double hamburger, only mayo :) there is literally a button I can press that says "only" and then I press "mayo".

I worked at mcds for years. I have never seen or heard of an employee having any reaction to a special made sandwich other than to take the sheet of paper, stick it to the wrapper and make the sandwich. The assembly like setup makes it barely inconvenient, like an extra 5-10 seconds tops. Not a big deal at all :p

Can't delete. Disregard. Need sleep.

Ok, big Mac has pickles and does not have mustard. I can't imagine how nasty a big Mac with mustard would be, but no one should try it.

This happens to me several times a week. I wake up and jump out of bed holding my now paralyzed arm and freak out for a few seconds. Shit cray.

Please expand upon everything you just said. Do I need to read the books?

I'm 24 and love Legos still. My daughter is about to turn 1, and I CANT WAIT to spend the rest of my life building stuff with her. I hope she never out grows it.

Tell your friend some guy on kotaku says fuck anyone who doesn't like Legos, they have small dicks and massive vaginas. Sometimes at the same time.

Would you mind expanding upon that?

While I plan to take classes on them, they won't be my major. I am looking at it as a chance to get paid to do my favorite hobby, and it evolves into something more, great. If it helps me pay my netflix bill and buy a new computer, but not much else? That's cool too. I write and take pictures for free right now, and I…

I posted a comment a minute ago, but I'll paraphrase it here. I want to do freelance work. Writing, photography, whatever. Where do I start?

This is quite off topic, but I've been waiting patiently for an appropriate article and I don't think it will come.

I thought I sensed some butthurt

Every time I see an mma article on deadspin, I cringe. And then I click.

I saw a first person camera view of the banks and I felt like I was going to fall off my couch.