PLAY OF THE GAME

This totally looks like a photo from the Onion.

There's no after credits scene in X2. The shot of the camera panning over the lake with the phoenix visible under the water is before the credits.

Zack Snyder and WB

Hey, I lived in Arizona for 16 years. If you don’t moisturize a shit ton, the desert’s a killer on your looks.

Disney doesn’t really control Star Wars. Lucasfilm holds plenty of autonomy Pixar or even Marvel doesn’t.

I mean, I did. Normally I’d be on your side, but you’re clearly trying to be condescending but didn’t google it yourself—none of the top three links make it clear whether this film is simply a higher-budget feature film entrant in the Ninjago franchise, or if it will be an explicit followup or spinoff from the Lego…

Somewhere between Gillian’s denial and the Fox Executive statement, we will figure out what really happened. Since you know ....

Lex Luthor was elected president, so I don’t think much of it.

And that artifact turns out to be Excalibur, which will look like a toothpick in Optimus Prime’s hands, except that it can transform from a tiny sword into a giant sword, because movies. It will also somehow be racist.

The Lady of the Lake was a submarine from Cybertron.

100% this (the second part anyway). Nobody I have talked to or read comments from seems to realize she had a plan the WHOLE! DAMN! CHASE!

Its been said elsewhere but i think part of the reason that TAS’s version of Batman is widely considered the best is because he was also compassionate. You see a consistent theme throughout the show: he always, always gave even his most dangerous foes a chance to back down and surrender. While the rest of Gotham is…

You, write for a living, now. A+

Alternatively...

I posted this elsewhere but will copy

I think they made her a little taller for this version.

I think we need to define “dark” more clearly. If you look at what happens in the films, the darkest would be episode 3 (two of the three prequel leads essentially die, one of the leads slaughters all the child Jedi first, all of the adult Jedi are killed or exiled, the Republic falls, etc.), followed by 4 (Uncle Owen…

It wasn’t the contact lenses that caused the damage, it was the panicked reaction to pain. Eyes that burn need to be flushed with fresh water, not dug at with fingernails.