Stop liking what I don't like.

Indeed. this is a post-SPORE world... And this game give's me an eerily familiar vibe

Ideally, you should get both if you can. If I had to choose though, I'd say get a tablet.

Ideally, you should get both if you can. If I had to choose though, I'd say get a tablet.

I feel like I'm one of the few people who really think Ben Affleck can do a good job with the role.

Awesome, I hope MGS5 has as many pointless and silly things as MGS3. I am serious, not sarcastic here, MGS3 was my favorite one out of the franchise.

You must be a real riot at parties.

Sounds like someone peed in your Cheerios.

I believe you, but I'm not personally seeing "Kotaku Core - Presented by Xbox One". Where are you at? Maybe it's some weird local thing.

Thats a good choice... but this one is better....from beginning to end..

Pfft, Lotus Suite: 23 disks. Got you beat.

You know what's absurd? Playing King's Quest 6 on 6-9 floppy disks !! It was 9MB

Let's face it. That lady on the boat deserved to get shot. She probably just killed someone herself and sailed out to lay low.

quite possibly the best one yet...I literally laughed out loud at least four times

And for all you noobs, E1M1 means Episode 1 Map 1. I got pissed he was not wall-riding-clicking while walking to find secret doors. Kids these days expect a big old obvious sign saying "HEY, CLICK HERE, SECRET BEHIND THIS DOOR!"

yeah...imagine playing this with no regenerating health, no peek around corners, no interaction prompts on the HUD, and using the keyboard arrow keys for movement/aiming. you kids today don't know how good you have it.

Calm down, it's gonna be okay.

You mean the sight?

I hate comments like these. They suck and aren't funny at all. I want Bob S.