this part is my fav

She’s right! We need more “Support our Troops” magnets on the backs of SUV’s!

Sarah, the only ways the troops aren’t being supported are the ways that actually matter - healthcare, rehabilitation (physically, mentally, emotionally), resources for a successful integration back into society...

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

Obligatory.

As someone who has worked with survivors of domestic violence and as someone who is below the poverty line (because I chose a career that works with survivors of domestic violence), these articles feel like such a heavy “should” that so many can't accomplish. I appreciate your acknowledgment that this is a pipe dream…

easier said and all that...

Felony murder laws produce some crazy results. John and Don decide to hold up a liquor store. The clerk shoots John dead. Don is charged with John’s murder under a felony murder statute. I don’t know what the actual numbers are, but anecdotally, I hear a lot more about cases like that hypothetical, than I do of cases…

On top of everything else, the felony murder laws are horribly abused in this country often, like this, as a tactic to bully people into plea deals.

Wait, who were we talking about?

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Am I old? Who are these people?

“One really interesting thing about Ben Carson is that he was actually on the Titanic and the ship was going down, and he thought that was it! He was a dead man! But then God time travelled him into the future to save him. You’re probably like to present day? But nah I’m going to add a bunch of unnecessary details…

Don’t forget his heroic self-circumcision with paperclip!

Then, he stabbed his would be baby-mugger on the way home from the hospital, before befriending him and asking him to be his godfather. (Allegedly.)

What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.

Ben Carson delivered himself as a baby. He even snipped his own umbilical cord. Fact.

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.