I remember as a kid hating how Elmo was gradually taking over the show and less and less of other monsters were getting to show up. My favorite Muppet on the show as Grover and he got pushed out pretty hard for more Elmo skits. I think I gave up caring about Seaseme Street after attending one of those Live! shows that…

Meanwhile in Germany, there were two mass shootings within the last five years, compared to about two thousand in the US in the same time frame.

This is always the question, and the answer is always ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When we’re all dead, I guess. It won’t be long now.

Probably because without the support of its female employees, the porn industry would utterly collapse and devolve into sex trafficking. I can’t say the same about any pro sports organizations.

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

There very well be mental illness at play here. But mental illness doesn’t equal violence. Plus, as Obama noted a few years ago, the US doesn’t have a monopoly on mental illness. We sadly aren’t even the only country with widespread white male privilege and national political figures who spew out hateful rhetoric that…

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

That’s both horrifying and hilarious.

No way you are getting a refund folks. I saw a guy get murdered execution style in Belize and Carnival gave me 2 free drink coupons.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

Football related concussions claim another victim.

Linus hung himself with his blanket a long time ago

The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”

If Lucy just held the football ONE FUCKING TIME we wouldn’t be talking about this right now!

I heard there's a new ABC special, "You're a complete sociopath, Charlie Brown."