“Jackie Overton! This Jackie woman made up two people named Sam and Lindsey!”

They are all Rita Ora. She’s at Madame Tussauds.

Pros: dimples, probably has good snacks

which one is rita ora

We’ve had a couple weeks in a row of accurate Double Creatures. I can’t tell if I want it to continue, or if I want to be able to make fun of how terrible it is again.

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Nature? Hiking? Away from my computer? No thank you.

Also, could people please remember this the next 100 times a comment section here is filled with people talking about sororities as nothing but a group of girls buying friends. Here’s one example of why organized groups have value: there was an organization available to make an official response, and they have an…

Oh no! They were glued to their phones, you say? Someone call the outrage police! These young women must be taught a lesson post haste!

They don’t need to, which makes this whole thing they’re doing even classier.

Baseball is boring as fuck. I don’t know what you mean by “inability to connect to the world around them”, but I have a feeling you also yell things like “get off my lawn!”

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Nah, I’m pretty open about why I’m doing what I’m doing on here and I’ve not yet encountered anyone who had a problem with it (that I actually give two shits about). My goal was merely to say that there are a lot of weird little side bonuses to the choice I made that I did not anticipate. No suspensions is a good one.…

Dolores Bridge is the scariest Potter villian because she's the most real. All of us might know someone who is a little like her.