Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

“Kumar Rocker" is the kind of name that Pynchon would scrub from an early draft for being too improbable.

Seeing your name on a post about what should be an interesting topic is like getting a free steak dinner that’s been sautéed in piss.

In Michael Chabon’s Telegraph Avenue, there’s a chapter about a character’s childhood that is 12 pages long (or 11, depends on the edition, I think). Despite the chapter/sentence, I found the book to be an enjoyable read, though that’s neither here nor there. What I’m trying to say is, no matter what Billy’s trying to…

Haisley gonna Haisley

“The Ham Boys”

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A case can be made both ways, I thought watching it live it was obviously out but I’m just a jackass on a couch.

Thankfully the soccer gods did not allow the devil that is VAR to ruin such an enormously important moment of beauty through the pedantic application of the rules in a way that would’ve completely gone against the spirit of the sport, and so the goal was upheld:

So... your argument is that because you’ve had terrible bosses, other people should too?

GET READY FOR MOU/CHELSEA PART 3!!!!

Very into anything that makes David Luiz look like a chump

It’s been fun watching you embarrass your parents like this. Please proceed.

“totally outside of racial context”

Now, young man, show us on this dolly where the MLS man hurt you...

At least he kept it under 10,000 words this time.

Another variant of his only take, this time without any argument whatsoever.

Billy.... why are you the way that you are?

Har Har MLS is no premier league.