god, Vice fucking sucks.

for all of his goalscoring and talent, cavani is kinda butt

this is quite rich coming from the studio that re-cut David Ayer’s Suicide Squad at a trailer editing company without him

who hurt you?

“a series of metal album covers in motion”

i get the “let people enjoy things” argument, BUT 18 FUCKING EMMY NOMS?!?!?! i’m with you, it’s time to cut the shit

i was pretty perplexed by how this whole situation could have unfolded, but now that i see the photo yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

i’m just glad a 18 year old has already surpassed the heights of landon donovan so we can all finally shut the fuck up about landy-cakes for good

you keep the money!

thank you for sighing at bradley. i honestly might pick acosta over him at this point

this guy is disgusting and all....but “snatch a knot in their ass” sounds like rad slang for eating butt

me listening to this asshat:

I’m glad you find your voice on kinja, Mackenzie. My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time.

if Melo somehow ends up in purple and gold and Phil reunites with Jeanie Buss, I think we all have to recognize the kaiser soze-level basketball genius

where does appealing to the first base umpire on his own check swings rank on the list of Beltre quirks?

how’d you fare against the kid?!?

i actually think this dynamic is part of what made “bowling for columbine” so interesting. moore is a lifelong, card-carrying nra member which gave him insight and access that he couldn’t have gotten otherwise.

somebody tell Alex Jones that Kushner was partying with Soros!! he will likely have an aneurysm if so!

I like that Buzz tied his tie very short. A nice counterbalance to Trump’s scotch-taped garbage.