for all of his goalscoring and talent, cavani is kinda butt

“a series of metal album covers in motion”

i was pretty perplexed by how this whole situation could have unfolded, but now that i see the photo yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

i’m just glad a 18 year old has already surpassed the heights of landon donovan so we can all finally shut the fuck up about landy-cakes for good

you keep the money!

thank you for sighing at bradley. i honestly might pick acosta over him at this point

this guy is disgusting and all....but “snatch a knot in their ass” sounds like rad slang for eating butt

me listening to this asshat:

I’m glad you find your voice on kinja, Mackenzie. My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time.

if Melo somehow ends up in purple and gold and Phil reunites with Jeanie Buss, I think we all have to recognize the kaiser soze-level basketball genius

where does appealing to the first base umpire on his own check swings rank on the list of Beltre quirks?

how’d you fare against the kid?!?

i actually think this dynamic is part of what made “bowling for columbine” so interesting. moore is a lifelong, card-carrying nra member which gave him insight and access that he couldn’t have gotten otherwise.

somebody tell Alex Jones that Kushner was partying with Soros!! he will likely have an aneurysm if so!

alex jones? is that you?

you are truly a fantastic writer.

i’m still laughing that her handle is @thehyperbalist

this whole debate makes me think of the word “thug”

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/112717696/v48733283

i love all mariners ads and hold a special place in my heart for John Halama

that’s rad as hell!