“Here’s the five reasons I talked with Buzzfeed - number four will shock you!”

I think the “mean” part might a thing that’s wrong with being mean girls.

Oh. They’re reviewing it alright. I’m sure they’re researching donkey genitals and horse emissions as we speak.

Just a reminder: The books are now UNDER REVIEW.
They haven’t been “pulled” completely.

Speaking as a landlord, I do not understand others who are anti-taking those on assistance. It literally makes no sense beyond just being prejudicial trash. You’re telling me my rent payment is pretty much guaranteed? AND there’s an agency I can go to if you start causing problems on the property that will help…

The fuck is up with that title? The article is supportive at least but seriously... the fuck is with that borderline sarcastic tone and condescending tagline:

if only there was an article beneath the headline that could elucidate this for you

“That might be the hottest raccoon I’ve ever heard in my life.”

Thank you. You’ve saved me from having to listen to that bloviating dickbag’s voice. I appreciate you. 

I’ve also been married twice.

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Yeah, fuck them.  If women don’t have a right to privacy, neither do they.  What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.  

I’m too old to have been a fan of hers, so this show is my first time seeing her, and she is just so charming! I love her deadpan delivery.

Just an FYI, Hulu usually does a Black Friday sale where you can get a yearlong subscription for $24. So if you wait a few months, you might be able to pick it up for cheap. 

One day Thomas will write an opinion putting himself back in chains.  What an absolute fucking nightmare of a human being that nut is.

Lol taking bets on the possibility of a straight-up Civil War here in the U.S.- open carry for all, women have no bodily autonomy, and our children are being trained to sustain heavy gunfire via bulletproof carpet capes.

Right?  And maybe she was looking for a little additional closure - finally getting rid of the ring when her ex got married sounds healthy, tbh.

No, it's not fishy and this whole "sure Jan" reaction is pure bullshit. Why shouldn't she sell an engagement ring, why can't she profit from the hilarity of the truly disgusting relationship Kourtney and Travis and the media insists on shoving down the public’s throat? It would be truly great if someone other than a…

How did an anecdote about Dr. Jill Biden texting her husband turn into an excoriation piece about Biden not doing enough to exceed his executive powers?

does this writer understand how government works?