Excuse me?! this “doofus?!” His name is Thumb-Head Neck-Chin!

The entire escapade sounds like my personal nightmare. Kourtney was already not feeling 100% because of her IVF meds and then had to walk in to a full dinner and party with her entire family and 18 of their current favorite hangers on?! I would have turned around and left.

Similar story over here! This last time my dad got married, he had been visiting me for a week and had given me a hard time about how I don’t keep him in the loop about what was going on in my or the kids’ lives enough for him. Six days later his girlfriend posted a pic of their engagement. He has always, and…

Let’s hear it for the party of small government!

Yes, there’s zero way that Sudeikis had anything to do with these papers other than working with the attorney to draft and sign them. Even I, a humble nowhere-near-famous person, had zero to do with my ex being served with our divorce papers. My lawyer simply asked me to confirm his home and work addresses and that…

I have a 20 year old laptop with media I regularly access directly as a lot of the music library items were illegally downloaded and (similar to Ray J and Kim K) contain approximately infinity viruses that I don’t want to transfer to anything else.

I actually said to my husband that his spray tan was very well done in terms of coloring. Of course, I say that as someone who has never had to get one and only sees the very orange-hued tans that circulate around the Bay Area. The bonus is that it also blends well with his butthole eyes.

I’m so tired of the republicans I know making statements to the effect of “well they said they would/wouldn’t” or “I didn’t know this/that would happen.” Fucking bullshit because we’ve all been screaming about it for years and if you truly didn’t believe what we were warning the outcomes would be then you’re either…

I’m willing to finish covid-19's job and extend that to all republican across the board, politician or otherwise.

And what will remain an an option for backlash other than screaming into the void? The GQP has worked tirelessly and fully in the open to ensure that all of the mechanisms for them to steal the 2024 general election are in place both locally with gerrymandering and nationally under the SCOTUS with the independent…

There’s probably 6 racist white families at this douche’s church that have had to fly overseas to steal a black or brown baby and that makes him think there’s a long line and a shortage of “good, white babies.”

Awful but not surprising. It’s usually they ones screaming about saving the children that I suspect the children need to be saved from.

You should be a paid consultant on this movie!

Religion is an unbelievable jump in logic in and of itself so no one is surprised that christians feel this way...we just don’t fucking care and wish they’d fuck off with their opinions about what the rest of us do and believe.

So she’s siding with the moral dregs of the population in order to stick it a group that makes up less than 2 percent of the population? Seems...like she was probably just looking for an excuse to let her bigot flag fly.

“...happen to have gotten elected to Congress.”

My father said something similar to me as well. He was just so beyond confused that I don’t believe in a god and wouldn’t be baptizing my kids or pretending that any of that sky fairy shit is real to them because that’s not how I was raised. Ummm...I’m not sure a life-long philandering, 4-time married, narcissist who…

Because literally every object just absolutely NEEDS a fucking american flag on it.

Video from behind where she was sitting shows her laughing at Chris Rock’s jokes post slap as Will walked back to his seat. Which is really confusing because if I witnessed my husband hitting someone...sitting there not moving a muscle would probably not be my reaction.

I’d be willing to donate with the stipulation that it’s specifically for a failing engine.