You know what’s super weird...I have this feeling nearly every time I am near a precipice like that but slightly different. It’s not a conscious urge based on being supremely happy like you described but more of an unconscious way to end the debilitating panic I feel about heights. I’m terrified of falling and heights…

Ohhhh your story brought back a memory of mine! A childhood friend and I were walking to the beach with my mom as teenagers and got catcalled from construction workers. My mom yelled at them “they’re 13!!” and I remember one of them grabbing his crotch and yelling back “they don’t LOOK 13!” UGH! Instead of being…

It’s sunny and 2 PM as I read this but I’m now shaking from chills and considering running out of my empty house into the open! Ahhhhhhhhh

Holy fucking shit that is awful, awful, awful!

I also was suprisingly impressed by the separate but together routine but let’s not pretend that this is not how Cody moves around his apartment on a daily basis. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a routine he had written years ago and taught to Cheryl. The man loves his BritBrit!

Yep. I have friends who are otherwise progressive people who still ask what exactly is wrong with what j.k. rowling said. It’s like there’s an intersectional roadblock in people’s brains.

I would like to enlist in your Armada, please!

On the other hand, I have long thought Europa is a more interesting place for humanity to settle than Mars. The lesbian commune and no elon musk are just the icing on that cake.

Golf is a sport in the way bowling is a sport: sure it’s a physical activity, but you certainly don’t need to be athletic or even in shape to perform it. Even in most forms of autoracing, where a car is doing the work, you need to be physically in shape to withstand the forces your body will endure. Also, everyone I…

How come none of these clowns are ever chosen by any god(s) to get any of the 400,000 kids in foster care into safe, supportive homes and are only “chosen” to force more kids to be born under unwanted circumstances?

Maybe down your back like the ribbons? It kind of seems like the top of the ribbons, and where those sidemost tassels fall from are meant to clasp around your neck. I don’t know...it’s ugly either way.

“McCarthy was at a screening of the finale of Nine Perfect Strangers and recounted the time she first encountered her co-star, some twenty years ago...”

I mean...this whole review is basically how I feel about Ben Platt in general, whom can definitely be described as “annoyingly earnest” so this Xennial (1979) will definitely not be watching either the play or the movie.

I wonder if we’re going to die before or after her exboyfriend with “cancer.”

Can I ask why they said no? That all sounds like more than enough reasons to remove whatever the hell you ask them to!

I was going to correct your typo but I actually think it makes your sentence more accurate.

If restaurant owners aren’t going to hire bouncers to enforce rules then they should at least buy tazers for their host staff. I’d enjoy watching these texas piggies fry.

The crime he plead guilty to was attempted rape. The crime he was accused of and originally charged with until he plead out was first degree rape, which was allegedly committed under a kidnapping scenario at knifepoint. I’m all for rehabilitation, especially for the young, but I’m also all for warning potential…

You are on to something. My ex-mother in law literally said to me at one point “I didn’t raise him to take care of himself so you know how to take care of him.” Ummmmm....fuck off?

Totally. Now I don’t want to let me kids do any of it. Which...I guess they can just add to the list of why I’m a killjoy. <shrugs>