Shouldn’t Kim be an expert on divorce at this point?

I still remember the look on our friend’s face in college when we explained to him what it was he ate when he told us “these oysters taste a lot different than the rocky mountain ones he had once before.” Didya see a lot of oceans in the rockies, buddy?

Yes, Shannon!! My husband and kids and I had a heated debate about this last night. He wanted to put the blame on Kaycee and manipulated his own damn brain into how to do that. Yes, she might not be able to keep up during further running, but when they showed up to the testicle table, it was still anyone with strong…

Nope. The vaccine only keeps you from having severe complications from it. Vaccinated people can still acquire and spread it. The more it spreads, the more chances for mutations that aren’t covered by the current vaccine. Because people are not getting collectively (globally) vaccinated fast enough and because so many…

Totally. It makes complete sense. Which is why she forgave him but wasn’t like “let’s be best friends now.” I was raised catholic but I never believed in any of it so it was easy for me to cast it aside as a teenager. I can’t imagine what it would be like to actually believe what you were being told about yourself.…

I also have a friend whose ex was very stalkery with her in this manner who eventually came out as well. The way he explained it when he contacted her to apologize, was that for him, growing up as a christian, he wanted to be straight so badly he would pray for it constantly (similar to how colton described).  When…

There’s something very amphibian about his face. And that god awful pompadour. He looks like someone dressed Mr. Frog up as the Fonz for Halloween.

One of the companies I had a corporate card with made us still submit an expense report detailing what every charge was for so they knew which account to bill to cover the charges. Another company made us pay the bill every month ourselves, so we still needed to submit expense reports for the charges so that we were…

Yeah that seems odd, especially given how hard it’s been to schedule covid shots in most areas. I had my mammo a month ago and Kaiser specifically told me to delay the mammo if I had recently had a covid shot.

I like this anecdote as this is exactly how my husband and I (and now our kids) operate...were anyone outside of the four of us to hear our us communicate with each other, they would have no idea what we are saying outside of recognizing it as words in english. I like it as a cute little group bonding exercise but…

I know...and the unfortunate truth is that their stupidity isn’t just harming them, so it’s mostly just exasperated wishful thinking on my part.

Agreed. I’m a 41 year old adult who still listens to NIN (admittedly not as much as I did as an angsty teen who never put anything else on) and I don’t think I could name even 2 MM songs.

My only reaction anymore

But without the internet, I wouldn’t have this video to cheer me up (sound on):

Good gravy she looks like her dad (may he rot in hell) in that header picture.

If ever there was a face that better represented the awkward-looking and blubbery pronounced “gubernatorial.”

Those eyebrows are the result of her medspa person not hitting that one muscle area above them with enough botox. It’s a common one I see coming out of the crappy spa down the street from me.

That makes sense! Maybe my inability to comport myself honorably has something to do with why I’ve been a reader/commenter since approximately 2005 under various handles and have never been ungreyed since the start of Kinja...LOL!

I understand the sentiment but I’m not going to pretend to be a “unity” proponent. I couldn’t give any less of a shit about crass judgements when it comes to these “people.”

Hahaha burrrrrn! A jellyfish has more bone structure than the trump children.