12 years of probation IS insane! Who the hell are we protecting by micromanaging her existence for 12 years?! 

She looks like Khal Drogo. I dig it.

It’s totally a wig. You can see the mesh! But...how does your salon wash your hair if not this way? Mine always shove me down into that neck torture bowl just like this...

And I got super painful sinus headaches throughout both of my pregnancies and coffee was the only thing that helped. My doctor’s only advice was to have a second cup if it helped.

I set my pillows up so that I slept on my stomach through the entirety of two pregnancies and nothing happened to me or my offspring. Unless having a constant need to annoy the shit out of each other and come running to me about it is a side effect of maternal disregard for medical recommendations that ruin her beauty…

It’s like being married to a manipulative narcissist, except it’s a whole country. Fun!

Seriously. As if someone made an art exhibit about this blogger’s emails, she wouldn’t sit down and read through some. I’m not a Clinton shill but even I thought what she did was funny. 

I’m not sure what part isn’t reading right but what happened was that her mom sent her to the gyno the first time to get birth control but the doctor realized she was already pregnant and estimated that she was 32 weeks along. No one else knew she was pregnant. In addition, once the still birth happened 11 days later, …

I don’t know; I kind of relate. I was attacked and raped one night as I was getting out of my car in a parking lot. I was 22 and I had had that car since I was 15. It was old, had no features, was worth no money but that car had seen me through high school, college, 8 cross country trips, and all my major milestones…

“I explained my point of view so why aren’t you agreeing with me now?!”

Wait...so Chris Delia’s dad is famous? This explains sooooooo much! I have often wondered what dicks that guys had to suck to get where he is. His comedy is like a series of first draft try hard jokes from 2001 that are never developed any further due to their lukewarm reception.

I think this is Forever 21's entire business model. They’ve been sued or called out repeatedly for over a decade that I’ve noticed. They blatantly do not care about trademark infringement in the least and don’t even bother to hide the fact that they outright steal patterns and styles from designers. Jez did an article…

I don’t think he’s saying it for us. I think he’s (mistakenly) saying it for them. “Them” being the centrist Rs who are put off by trump but like the status quo. But that’s the same stupid shit the DNC has told themselves for years and it’s not going to work. Centrist Rs are not going to vote for a democrat, even a…

LUCKIES!

I too have stupid friends. One time I was cancelling plans because I had a cold and told them “oh, you know, I’m just dying of ebola” because that’s RIDICULOUS and DARKLY AMUSING (words that pretty much describe me as a person, WHICH THEY KNOW FROM BEING MY FRIENDS FOR YEARS. They were legit annoyed at me because they…

I don’t even think it’s religious people that are to blame anymore. There’s always been anti-vaxxers since the dawn of vaccines and, yes, they were the traditional crazy religious people for the most part; but I think these days, we have the “Beckys that felt unappreciated in the suburbs and were looking for the…

I know that’s not what the point of your comment was (which I’m totally on-board with btw; fuck anti-vaxxers), but metal allergies are real. My friend breaks out in a gnarly rash if her skin is exposed to metal for longer than just a moment. She can’t wear any jewelry and has to tuck her shirt in if she wears a belt…

I don’t mean to take away from your comment, which I generally agree with, I just want to promote that there are in fact, co-op and communal housing options in the bay area. A friend and her husband live in one in Berkeley, in fact. You have to seek them out and apply but people do still do this. And there are groups…

Even if utopian equality had finally been achieved and there weren’t still struggles to endure by newer generations, imagine being the type of person that struggles through something degrading and unfair and then turns around and demands that every subsequent person go through it for no reason. That’s some real…

1. Why is Trump painting a bootleg Monet?