🙋🏻‍♀️ Yes! Gave up my car when I moved to San Francisco but once we had kids and moved to the suburbs it wasn’t practical anymore and had to get another one. We are lucky enough to be able to walk to the grocery store and some restaurants still. We also have solar and we compost because we’re lucky that our solid…

I was thinking this very thing! If her lack of governmental understanding scares him he must be absolutely petrified of his father’s borderline-braindead level of comprehension of anything.

Thank you for this gift you have given me. 

You have got to be kidding me with the blue and white ones! Holy shit I had to take a break from typing I was laughing so hard! OMFG!!

It’s things like this that make me want to quit my job and train as a pro bono assassin. I’m so sorry you and your friend have to go through this. 

#makingmentypeparagraphs holy shit, bro. 

You would feel badly for someone so long as they don’t feel badly for themselves? Weird. I’m pretty sure claiming she was used to take down Clinton is exactly her stance. She has done nothing to personally malign clinton other than acknowledging the very unequal power dynamic and continues to insist it was consensual.…

Yes. What NH really meant is “you RICH PEOPLE won’t like their answer.”

Oh dear god. Online self-directed brokerage accounts were the worst thing to happen to doctors (aka people who tend to think higher of their abilities than the average person who also tends to have access to more money than the average person). That and the repeatedly ignoring the clear and direct advice of everyone…

Right?! You get good at filling out forms after applying for college. Now she’ll never be able to go to the doctors or the DMV lol! Plus, that’s when I finally memorized my SSN. 

I graduated hs in 1997. My dad was a doctor so his income made it so that I didn’t qualify for much in the way of aid but it didn’t consider much outside of income that made it so that we couldn’t actually afford tuition (such as his multiple divorces with property settlement payments, inability to manage money,…

Yep! Busted my ass to get into Princeton, got the acceptance letter, my dad asked how much financial aid and work study I got, saw a bunch of zeros tallied, and had to find somewhere else. This whole thing pisses me off. These kids were already born with every head start possible and they still couldn’t get across the…

I saw this headline and screamed at my husband “IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD DOES PETE DAVIDSON GET TO MAKE OUT WITH KATE BECKINSALE?!” 

I briefly dated a guy who used to run his tongue under my lips along my teeth when we would kiss. <VOM>

She’s a hateful, boring twat. 

If we can’t laugh at our exhusbands and their entertaining relationship choices, who can we laugh at?

I looks like some shit my kid gets out of a plastic bubble at the pizza place by our house. 

Yes! Their relationship has always sounded volatile AF. 

Really wish I could tag the “making men type paragraphs” facebook group on the “not all men” replies.

My SIL has one the extends onto her foot below her ankle and that portion of it just disappears every year or so and she has to get it redone.