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One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

If you don’t have HD, you’re kind of out of luck.

I know that driving home from the game after you got ejected sucks, but you really shouldn’t browse the internet on your phone while you’re driving.

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

“Yep, these are my readers”

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

I don’t see the Giants looking like, or being portrayed as, assholes here.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Johnny Knoxville’s make-up people really do deserve an Oscar.

What did he do? He rocked this motherfuckin’ look.

@BillSimmons

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

2002 MLS All-Star game. It’s this photo.