If Arena wanted to win this game by 10, he could have played all of the usual starters and done so. His current strategy is to find out which guys are worthy of more playing time, by testing the waters with them in a tournament that is, essentially meaningless.

Deangelo Williams is the kind of guy to say he “wasn’t interested in bangin’ the hottest girl in the world anyway” after finding out she was taken.

Have you considered running for office? This kind of reason is what we need in US politics. I like how you found the gray area and really explored it, admitting that the correct answer is not absolutely yes or no.

I dunno Billy, the bylines & sidelines are much too far from the stands, IMO. But that probably the architects’ fault, not the slave laborers’ fault.

Title reminded me of:

As a fellow Tech alum that lives in Austin, I gotta hand it to you. I can’t disagree with a single thing you’ve said about this beef or about the city.

“Plaintiff believed the group was headed outside for lawful purposes”

He’s not wrong, per se, but he’s definitely a massive hypocrite.

You’re right, it was a cake-walk for Romo to wind up in the position that he was in yesterday.

Right. In Brazil, they lose by 6 while actually trying.

single largest TV audience ever

Not gonna lie, when glancing at the 2nd paragraph before reading the article, I thought it read “playing Russian roulette with toasters.” What a mental image!

I’d wager that a keg is more economical.

You know you’ve screwed up when you allow the NCAA to take the moral high ground.

I’m pretty sure nobody from congress was there.

It really does suck - legislation comes in that sounds good when you first hear about it (oh boy! an urban rail line! Mopac expansion! Privatized ride-sharing background checks!) and also sounds good in headlines and to name-drop in the middle of articles such as this one, but the content of the actual bill is a…

I’m blind!
I’m deaf!
I wanna be a ref!

It’s a reference to this.

Even if Leicester clinch the title at Old Trafford, the trophy would be presented at home after the Everton game. Source.