Technically speaking, Sepp Blatter is almost correct. We’re not racist, we’re racistist.

That’s quite the FUPA.

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2022 is approaching quickly - I can’t wait to seriously consider boycotting it and then watch anyways!

To take this life hack one step further (and add an element of questionable ethics), wait until the final boarding call to get on the plane. Then you will have your pick of all the open seats left over (including, potentially first class). Sometimes they notice, sometimes they don’t. Just make sure you move if you’re…

When asked for a comment on the written statement, Mayweather declined, saying that he hadn’t read it.

Side judge?

It looks like Bud Light is the official beer of the NFL. With that said, I don’t think everything in the stadiums has to be Bud Light. I know that at AT&T Stadium (where the Cowboys play, yes you were very correct in your first point) has lots of Miller Lite stuff inside it.

Has Chicharito ever scored a goal from outside 12 yards?

He’ll miss 10 games in the upcoming season. His contract with the Cowboys is structured so that he only gets paid for games that he plays in.

Ah, yes, when in Rome.

"You're welcome"

I agree, F THAT GUY. The archetypal Disney story is literally the best kind! Stories are much better when the beautiful princess lives happily after ever, all of the good guys survive, and the bad guys get punished/exiled/killed!

Sadly, this won’t be starred nearly enough, cuz, ya know, ‘Murka.

The assholes at Memories Pizza.

When you lift (specifically squatting or deadlifting, and the olympic lifts) without a belt, your core stability relies completely on your ability to flex and harden your spinal erectors, obliques, and abs. When you wear a belt, you can push outward with your abs and obliques into the belt, which creates a more stable…

but you can't rely on us having military bases with horny dudes on them in Germany or Norway forever.

To keep light out of his eyes.

While I agree with your assessment of what would happen on the field - if the Cowboys wouldn't pay DeMarco $6.5 million, there's no way they'll pay Peterson the $12.75 million he's owed this year.