Don't get too excited, it was probably just schwag.

+1, still not donating.

Noice.

I know, right? I mean, obviously they should look at the map for the other network in the same time slot, see that the home team has a game, and then know to go look and see if the game was sold out or not. Idiots.

Mind = blown.

Obligatory. http://xkcd.com/936/

It's really just a matter of the referee's discretion. My guess is that the referee interpreted the play as "unsporting conduct" which the laws of the game (see Law 12: Fouls and Misconduct) say should be punished by a yellow card. If he had seen it as "serious foul play" or "violent conduct", then it would've been a…

It's fantastic that people can find joy in the simple pleasures of life.

+1/8

+1 inch from being over my head. Well played.

Scab (definition 3,b,3): one who works for less than union wages or on nonunion terms.

+1 imaginary election

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That's awesome.

Oh, I get it now, you can actually see hundreds of overweight people in that photo of the line!

Have you ever heard about Texas high school football?

I was at the USA Ghana game in 2006. The amount of time-wasting they do faking injuries (as they did in 2010 as well) is most likely the most unsporting thing I've ever witnessed from a professional athlete.