I’m sure it’s all just a case of mistaken identity and they’re only after Steven Adams to research how his orbs absorbed so much Green energy.

That’s Eastern Asia in a nutshell. Get an iron clad contract or they’re gonna try to worm out of it/use outdated labour law to their favour.

Loving the abundance of mayonnaise salads.

Abort while you still can!!

Your wife is boning her students.

You looks hurt in z butthols

But he’s a minority!!! Why couldn’t he be gay too. Then you guys would leave him alone.

Your baby has tribal scars/jaundice.

Just because they’re both black doesn’t mean that they all know each other.

I noticed that you kept writing about Samson being in the play but neglected to credit your own part, Tom.

Can I wear his jersey now??!!??

Disappointed. I expected someone to be topless.

You should switch to clippers if pubic outrage is becoming too much to handle.

Bone Drew, Puja!!

Yuuuuuuge difference. You messed up. As far as the oils go, you’re better off with vegetable based ones.

Yuuuuuuge difference. You messed up. As far as the oils go, you’re better off with vegetable based ones.

That’s basil, you donk. What kind of a crumby pizza place do you work at? Domino's?

Booooooooo

I think it’s very witty. Maybe you all missed the joke - the guy in the dress is a MAN!

No, I actually think he’s talking about some curry cook off they have on the west coast each year.

My mum laughed at that. You’ve ruined my life.