To quote The Wolf of Wall Street, "If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect."

Mark Pickford was discovered by police asleep in [...] Dawn Warburton's bed, which was covered in blood. Her body was found hanging above him, with rope he owned tied several times around her neck.

Oh, I think it was plenty weird even without the incest factor. And, yes, incest weirds a lot of people out. Why do you think that is??

right, THATS what is causing the brain meltdowns, nothing to do with the rope or death.

Do you understand genetics?

Ummm. What?

I think we have all had sex with a cousin. . . just not OUR cousin! And for good reason.

Yeah... no.

Good Lord, that's the poetic equivalent of the song "Joe Lies" from Say Anything. Here's my impression of me reading that bit about Jesus:

"You're getting tied up, I will treat you like a random victim, gonna do you Manchester style."

For those of you wondering why I linked to the map rather than posting it: since it's Vox's map using the USDA's data (rather than the USDA's map itself), I'd really, really prefer not to get our pants sued off.

Is it bad that your comment was better before I realized that the "cl" was not a "d"?

Stop being available outside of agreed upon times, and go on about your life. Not as some kind of game-playing tactic, but because your current approach is causing simmering resentment and that will be worse for the relationship than just seeing less of one another for a while. One of you needs to respect your…

If I give away my secrets no one will read my comments.

Yeah. I'm not buying this either. I don't have any. I'd just as soon focus my energy on whomever I'm with, thanks.

So much funnier since I've never had a MySpace account.

O.K., your GIF just gave me a MySpace Moment!

"Eventually we must all offer up our celebrity crushes to our significant other and stand there, naked and vulnerable, to be judged for them."