or next step is rehab, you know celebs go to rehab for image revamping, he is going for a doughenes rehab

Perhaps they can't pass the psych exam so they need to become a mouthpiece for the departments?

Can you give a link to the Onion article? I couldn't find it on their site.

But there are sizeable cracks in their pots, as they demonstrate every day.

No, just in their brains.

I want to do things to him. Now.

Me too! But I think I read it yesterday on Gawker. I often toggle between the two sites.

Greg Kelly is such a creeper. I put him up there with Letterman in terms of "men I cannot understand on television" in light of each hitting 100% on the leering or creepy man shtick constantly.

I take it you had not heard of Greg Kelly prior to this. He is basically a creepy guy that rubs up on you in a crowd and his dad is/was police chief of NYC.

Yeah, the guy is sarcastically supporting Hobby Lobby, but gets 20 stars for it. Reading comprehension. It's a skill not shared by all, apparently.

I could have sworn this story was already on Jezebel.

I agree, scary. I think the Police have surveillance powers under proper due process hearings. If he does go on the streets, I hope he is monitored.

Before you feel all conflicted about whether or not to lust after him, keep in mind he said this:

Also, never forget. You can see glimmers of swag here.

Thank you for the gif(t)s, Kate.

I was with you right up until Franco...

Thicke is going down in flames and fast, he will need to borrow Gwenny image consultant, but I doubt it will help.

I propose a new derogatory word: thickebag. Please feel free to use in a sentence.